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		<title>The Desert</title>
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			<title>The Desert</title>
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			<title>The Mass Death Theory</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/the-mass-death-theory-t11.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>celeryjackfreak</dc:creator>
			<description>This story was thought up by a close friend of mine named Sandman. Enjoy.



One Friday at a lonely high school somewhere in the world, there was a pep rally. As the cheerleaders kicked and flipped around, there stands a lonely nerd in the back row of the band, playing his tuba. You see, this nerd had a horribly huge smile. His smile is so big that Naruto doesn't even believe it. Now there are three friends standing a good ways away from the cheering crowd. They were keeping their distance  ...</description>
			<category>Stories</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:45:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/the-mass-death-theory-t11.htm#18</comments>
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			<title>when fire fell from the sky</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/when-fire-fell-from-the-sky-t14.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description>“It was hard at first the first time the fire rained from the sky” ~~~~ 1st lieutenant Sataus 



“ It was the Year 2010 when fire first rained from the sky me and my partner had been stationed in the plains of Arabia which actually had grass “oddly enough we were near Sumaria which im also told is near Eden where god first created man the fire rained the first time at 0800 hours 9/11/10 it was odd that such a great tradjedy happened on the same date as another it was on that day that we tried  ...</description>
			<category>Stories</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:40:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/when-fire-fell-from-the-sky-t14.htm#30</comments>
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			<title>All people rally</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/chat-f16/all-people-rally-t13.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description>listen you guys we need more mebers recruit ask people on all the sites you belong to join us here in the sands of my dessert help me build this site into something amazing</description>
			<category>chat</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:02:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/chat-f16/all-people-rally-t13.htm#29</comments>
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			<title>Celery's Mass Death Theory: Jell-O of Death</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/celery-s-mass-death-theory-jell-o-of-death-t12.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>celeryjackfreak</dc:creator>
			<description>Cast of Characters:



Krimp - A skunk with laser (Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation) eyeballs.



Emo - An orange kitty cat. That breathes fire.



Cadenblobbum - A little annoying mouse. He's not cool enough for powers.



Emi - A coyote. A really emo coyote. Massive wrist-slicing scars.



Dora the Explorer - Krimp's arch-nemisis. Brainwashes children for fun.



Chinchi - Emo's pet chinchilla whom was thought to have been dead for years.



Spenser  ...</description>
			<category>Stories</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:39:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/celery-s-mass-death-theory-jell-o-of-death-t12.htm#26</comments>
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			<title>hold the line!</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/sgt-commie-killers-story-sect-f3/hold-the-line-t3.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>the mighty commie killer</dc:creator>
			<description>The impereal line came over the hill numbering in their thousands. As the impereals approached the Chaos Space Marines, the artillery units on the other sides of the hills began lobbing shells toward the masses of people grouped in the valley lighting up the night sky with their fiery wraths.  As a single person, the line of space marines drew their bolters, plamsa guns, and heavey bolters to bear upon the encroaching tide of impereals.  The mass of impereal troopers couldnt be stopped as they  ...</description>
			<category>Sgt. Commie killers story sect</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:19:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/sgt-commie-killers-story-sect-f3/hold-the-line-t3.htm#3</comments>
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			<title>The Devil went down to georgia</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-t10.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description>

    The Devil Went Down to Georgia

    by Blake Blackwing



    The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.

    He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal.



    'So help me,' thought Steve, 'if one person mentions that song I'll unleash another plague.'



    Steve, more commonly known by such names as Satan, Lucifer, or the devil, examined his reflection in the mirror. He looked like a handsome, young buisnessman, complete  ...</description>
			<category>Stories</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:19:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/stories-f2/the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-t10.htm#15</comments>
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			<title>Chat</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/the-new-fourm-f1/chat-t2.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description>this is were you can chat</description>
			<category>The new fourm</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:49:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/the-new-fourm-f1/chat-t2.htm#2</comments>
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			<title>imperial guard outpost (desertplanet)</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/warhammer-rp-f13/imperial-guard-outpost-desertplanet-t9.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="red"></font>]]></description>
			<category>warhammer rp</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/warhammer-rp-f13/imperial-guard-outpost-desertplanet-t9.htm#14</comments>
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			<title>this will be our war hammerrp</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/warhammer-rp-f13/this-will-be-our-war-hammerrp-t8.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description>war hammer rpsoon to come blood is spilt</description>
			<category>warhammer rp</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:05:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/warhammer-rp-f13/this-will-be-our-war-hammerrp-t8.htm#11</comments>
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			<title>Warhammer Fantasy/40K Army Roster</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/warhammer-f12/warhammer-fantasy-40k-army-roster-t7.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hespithe</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[So, for a first post, who has what????
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I play:
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WHFB:  Khornate Beasts of Chaos
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WH40K:  Mech Eldar, Imperial Guard, Sisters of Battle]]></description>
			<category>Warhammer</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:28:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/warhammer-f12/warhammer-fantasy-40k-army-roster-t7.htm#7</comments>
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			<title>last erection</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/songs-f6/last-erection-t6.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>the mighty commie killer</dc:creator>
			<description>Cut my #### into pieces

This is my last erection

Masturbation

It’s pleasing

Don’t give a #### if it starts a’bleedin



Cut my #### into pieces

I’ve reached my last erection

Masturbation

Its pleasing

Don’t give a #### if it starts a’bleedin

Would it be wrong

Would it be right

If I touched myself tonight?

Chances are that I might

Masturbation outta sight

And now the bottles empty



Cause im losing my sight

Losing my mind

Wish somebody would tell me its big

Losing  ...</description>
			<category>Songs</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:24:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/songs-f6/last-erection-t6.htm#6</comments>
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			<title>get down with the salad</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/songs-f6/get-down-with-the-salad-t5.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>the mighty commie killer</dc:creator>
			<description>rounding deep in this sea of fast food

broken  fries, they suck

(gimme a number 2!)

It seems whats left of my human side

Is slowly changing in me (tastes like shoe leather!)

Looking at my own reflection

When suddenly it changes

Violently it changes

Now there is no turning back now

You’re a fat ### (lipo!)

(chorus)

Get up, come on get down with the salad (x3)

Open yo gorge and let it into your mouth

come on get down with the salad

You mother,

come on get down with  ...</description>
			<category>Songs</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:23:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/songs-f6/get-down-with-the-salad-t5.htm#5</comments>
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			<title>Your first subject</title>
			<link>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/the-new-fourm-f1/your-first-subject-t1.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sandman</dc:creator>
			<description>Take some time to read this information before starting to use the administration of your forum:

How to access your administration panel ?In the top menu, click on Log In, a new page is displayed. Fill in the username "admin" and the password you have choosen during your registration. If you have lost or forgot it, click here. Once you are logged in, click on the link "Administration Panel" at the bottom of the page.How to modify your board’s appearance ?You can modify your board’s appearance  ...</description>
			<category>The new fourm</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:19:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://desertsands.one-forum.net/the-new-fourm-f1/your-first-subject-t1.htm#1</comments>
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