This story was thought up by a close friend of mine named Sandman. Enjoy.

One Friday at a lonely high school somewhere in the world, there was a pep rally. As the cheerleaders kicked and flipped around, there stands a lonely nerd in the back row of the band, playing his tuba. You see, this nerd had a horribly huge smile. His smile is so big that Naruto doesn't even believe it. Now there are three friends standing a good ways away from the cheering crowd. They were keeping their distance from the smile of doom. You see, they greatly feared that the nerd would blow upon this tuba of his, and his smile would detatch itself from his face, fly through the tuba, and block out the sun forever. But their supersticions came back to haunt them. Because it happened. As the smile started to envelop the entirety of the universe, a preacher appears. "Don't worry! It shall soon pass!" he exclaims. It will soon pass. Soon pass its lips over the entire universe, slurp it up like spaghetti, and swallow. Yes, that's right, it won't even chew. That's how disgusting this thing is. When the whole universe is floating around inside the smile, suddenly an unexpected guest appears to the three friends. The guest was... Carlos Mencia. But that's not the unexpected part... The unexpected part is... he was wearing a... FAGARMSOCK! And the rest is to be continued... Muahahahaha

the story continues as in the smile society begins to restore as they float in the devoured universe they preacher that was wrong started the church of the smile predicting its end when it would spit out the universe and that we pray to the R.E to retake his smile mean while satan still has dirty pants and is now wearing a fagarmsock the three friends were ploting to destroy the smile

The three friends, named Chuck, Dave, and Tyler (lolz sandman, I'm so evil) now met up with a fat girl and a pregnant woman. "What are we gonna do?" asked the fat one, who was named Nancy. Tyler remarked, "Well, Clarissa (who is the expectant one) has done enough." He was soon kicked and the shin and literally scarred for life. "I've always felt sorry for poor R.E... You three are always so mean to him..." Nancy said. "Yeah, you are mean to that poor boy" remarked Clarissa. "Who asked you, mom? Don't you have an ultrasound appointment or something?" Dave remarked. She glared evilly and punched him. He winced in pain and shut up. Nancy continued. "But now... now he deserves to be made fun of. How dare he spit his smile upon the entire dimension? HOW DARE HE?" Nancy went into an emo fit and commenced to take off her fagarmsock so that she could slice open her wrists.

to be continued in part 4

when nancy was appropriately finished with here emo fit Dave spoke up he then said " We should use the emo factorization to destroy the smile it is its one weak point because of the incompatibility". when he was finished describing chuck spoke up" But what if the synchronizations is disturbed wont it collapse the dimension within the smile destroying the universe they then though over the risks and decided that it was worth it to save the universe from the Retarded simile then chuck spoke up " We will need some equipment" said chuck "I have some said nancy" ,she said as she pulled out a bunch of fagarmsocks " My god with this many fagarmsocks we cannot fail", remarked chuck as fag arm socks are the all mighty tool of power the group then ate fag cheese bread and random cheese danishes that chuck pulled from his book sack but as soon as they were done dave screamed as a RFGS fell from the sky and try to eat them to be continued

NOTE TO SANDMAN: Please type in correct grammar. It's very confusing as is and makes little sense. And fagarmsock and fagcheesebread are one word throughout. Not seperate words. And you seem to have Dave and Chuck mixed up, as Chuck is the one with RCD's and Dave the one with the RFGS's.

yeah sorry about that my grammer is terrible ill work on it

Chuck slapped Dave across the face saying "Get outta my booksack, dumbass!" and shoved about eight Random Cheese Danishes into his mouth as Dave gets eaten by a Random Falling Giant Spider. When they're all well and good, they started to walk towards their new secret uber-base, which sorta came outta nowhere a couple seconds ago. They marched single file: Chuck, Tyler, Dave, Clarissa--- but all of a sudden...

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nancy started walking.

as nacy was walking a huge monster and a purple girl jumped out of the wall the monster then grabed nancys boob and reapidedly poked her she knew the monster and fought it with its only weakness tampons thrown by a emo girl as the random monster was defeated tyler chuck and dave all shruged the rfgs watching them from the roof

Did Sandman say RFGs? BFGs. Silly Sandman.

The purple one known as Fuggit charged with her BFG. But suddenly, a cloud shaped like a shig--blag---rrrrr came in front of the sun and killed everyone except Chuck, Dave, and Tyler. Then, a random laptop floated down upon Dave. He looked at the screen. It was a translation program open, from Ted to English. Dave typed in meeiiiip. The translator replied:
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